FB Gone Wrong
Here lies the message thread that convinced me to never sell anything online again. May it serve as a cautionary tale for anyone with hope left in humanity.
Thought I was selling a raft. Instead, I got a front-row seat to a midlife crisis. Buckle up—this one starts innocent and ends with a naked man wanting to inflate things he shouldn’t. 🎈🙈 #NakedNegotiations #MarketplaceGoneWrong #InflatableInsanity #Face
Day 2 of the Raft Chronicles: Roger re-emerges from the digital void with a cheerful “Good morning,” like we’re pen pals and not trapped in a slow-motion garage sale hostage situation. ☕🕰️ #RaftChronicles #MarketplaceMisadventures #SlowMoTransaction #Rog
When you’re just trying to sell an inflatable… and suddenly you’re part of someone’s lifelong passion. 🫣💨 #MarketplaceChronicles #CreepyBuyersClub #InflatableConfessions #BuySellWTF #WhyMe #OnlineSellingFails #FacebookMarketplaceFails #UnexpectedTurn #B
“When the buyer shows up a little too excited about your listing… and you start reconsidering your life choices.” #MarketplaceMadness #InflatableInsanity #OversharingIsReal #FacebookFails #PostInflatableRegret #TooMu
“Started off selling a $100 inflatable… ended up with a $900 therapy session and a story I’ll never be able to explain to my kids. 🚩💸” #MarketplaceGoneWrong #CreepyBuyers #InflatableDrama #FacebookFails #WTFMessages #TherapyNotIncluded #EmotionalDamage
I was just trying to sell a water toy… Roger was trying to inflate something else entirely. 🚩💦 Pretty sure I need holy water and a firewall now. #MarketplaceGoneWild #CreepyBuyers #InflatableInsanity #TooMuchInformation #RogerNeedsHelp #FacebookFails #Th
“When you just wanted to sell a tube, but now you’re part of a grown man’s inflatable fantasy club.” #MarketplaceMadness #BuySellRegret #InflatableSaga #FacebookFails #TooManyInflatables #SendHelp #RogerNeedsTherapyToo #DepositRequired
